This week
at the movies, we’ve got hapless hoopsters (Semi-Pro, starring
Will
Ferrell, Woody Harrelson, and
Andre Benjamin), snouted socialites (Penelope,
starring Christina Ricci
and James McAvoy), and scandalous siblings (The Other Boleyn Girl,
starring Natalie Portman,
Scarlett Johansson, and
Eric Bana). What do the
critics have to say?
Will
Ferrell has made a mini-career for himself yuking it up in wacky sports
comedies. Some, like
Talladega Nights and
Blades
of Glory, were
winners with the critics, while others (Kicking and Screaming, anyone?)
have fallen below the Mendoza Line. It appears the pundits are putting his
latest, Semi-Pro, in the latter category. Ferrell stars as Jackie Moon,
the owner of a struggling American Basketball Association (yep, the league with
the red, white, and blue ball) squad that’s on the verge of folding; worse, the
NBA may soon buy the only solvent ABA squads, so the team has to start winning
in a hurry. The pundits say that while Semi-Pro offers occasional laughs,
its shooting percentage isn’t all that high; it’s never as deliriously funny as
it should be, and sags under the weight of too much sentiment. At 23 percent
on the Tomatometer, Semi-Pro is looking as pretty as a Ben Wallace free
throw.
"So you guys will watch this but not Brothers Solomon?
Come on!"
A lonely
lass with a swine’s schnoz, Penelope (Christina Ricci) isn’t your average girl.
And the scribes say Penelope isn’t your average movie
— and despite
moments of enchantment, this modern-day fairy tale is something of a mixed bag.
Penelope is a poor little rich girl who suffers from a strange curse: she’s got
a pig snout, and can only be saved by the proper suitor. The critics say Penelope
is never short on whimsy and charm, but it’s uneven and a little short on magic.
It’s currently at 55 percent on the Tomatometer. (Check out our inventory of
fairy tales for grownups here.)
Penelope getting ready to practice some American Ninja moves.
The Other Boleyn Girl has all the makings of a juicy tale of period intrigue: a
love triangle, political machinations, and a stellar cast. Unfortunately,
critics say the film can’t quite put all the pieces together. Based upon the
bestseller by Philippa Gregory, Boleyn is the story of two sisters
(Natalie Portman and
Scarlett Johansson)
vying for the ardor of the King of England (Eric Bana) — and finding themselves in a romantic tug-of-war that
threatens to destabilize the nation. The pundits say the movie looks terrific,
and the plot has intrinsic interest, but Boleyn ends up devolving into
over-plotted, melodramatic territory while leaving certain elements of its plot
underdeveloped. At 45 percent on the Tomatometer, the critics aren’t quite in
love with this Girl.
“Hold me, like you did by the lake on Naboo, so long ago when there was nothing but our love.”
Also
opening this week in limited release:
And
finally, props to
Splendidisolation,
man in the water,
I am evil homer,
kubla,
ilovetacobell,
bwozar07, and
Pilgermann, who all, ahem, got ‘er done by
successfully guessing that
Witless Protection would earn a big zero
percent Tomatometer. Good to see some folks around these parts aren’t totally
lacking in wit.
Recent
Will Ferrell Movies:
————————————
44% —
The
Wendell Baker Story (2007)
69% —
Blades
of Glory (2007)
73% —
Stranger
than Fiction (2006)
72% —
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
41% —
Winter
Passing (2006)
Recent
Christina Ricci Movies:
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66% —
Black
Snake Moan (2007)
23% —
Home
of the Brave (2006)
20% —
The Gathering (2006)
23% —
I
Love Your Work (2005)
16% —
Cursed
(2005)